I must be outta the loop
or
Where did I put that
"How to be a Good Homosexual" folder?
(©May 1999 Chub4MSLM)
I really don't understand it. How can all these Christians know about the "homosexual agenda" and I don't? Did I forget to registersomewhere when I became a homosexual? Did they forget to include this "agenda" in the folder I was given at the recruitment meeting I initially attended? Did I forget to pay some membership fee, or fail to recruit my quota, and now this is my punishment?
Obviously, someone made a big mistake and didn't tell me what's going on. And if someone as gay as me1 can be left out of the loop, just think about how many other homosexuals have been left in the dark when it comes to the secret "homosexual agenda" all these religious groups are so acquainted with. Maybe if I pretend I'm straight and go to one of their church meetings, they will tell me what this secret "homosexual agenda" is all about.
I mean, if I'm gonna be a good homosexual, I'd better learn it, right?
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1 I remember having my first "gay" thought at the age of 3, so that makes me a card carrying gay for 45+ years.
Just in case you think I'm serious, this is sarcasm at it's purest! There isn't a "homosexual agenda", but a movement to acquire the equal rights we should have had ALL this time! And until Christians give up their fear, and use the brains and common sense God gave them, this movement will need to exist.